Dr. Smithisms

Your new car breaks down on an overpass during rush hour. Your boss lays a pile of unfinished papers on your desk at 4pm on Friday afternoon. Your computer crashes just as you finish a document. How do you react to situations such as these? Might we suggest that you resort to one of the "Smithisms" listed below.

Dr. Smith was notorious for his unique verbosity. When Robot would irritate him, he would let the insults fly. Jonathan Harris (Dr. Smith) would often stay up all night brainstorming affronts to the Robot.

The next time someone cuts you off at the intersection, stick your head out of the window and yell, "Watch what you're doing, you sanctimonious scatterbrain!" Or if your VCR doesn't record your favorite show, scream "Damn you clod-like collection of condensers!" If your feeling inspired make up your own list of Smithisms and e-mail them to us.

























Aluminum Canary Animated Weather Station Arrogant Automation Astigmatic Automaton Automated Oaf Babbling Birdbrain Babbling Bumpkin Bellicose Bumpkin Blithering Blatherskite Blithering Booby Bloated Blimp Blundering Bag of Bolts Booby Book-Making Booby Bosom Companion Broken-down Has Been Brutish Product of the Mineral World Bubble Brain Bubble-Head Bubble-Headed Booby Bulbous Bumpkin Bumbling Bag of Bolts Bumbling Booby Bumbling Bucket of Bolts Bumptious Booby Bumptious Braggart Bungling Incompetent Cackling Cacophony	Cackling Canister Cackling Clod Cackling Cookoo Cackling Coward Cantankerous Clod Caterwauling Clod Cautious Clump Chattering Magpie Clanking Clod Clod-Like Collection of Condensors Clumsy Clod Clumsy Cloot Clumsy Clump
Complete Moron Computerized Clump Confused Compass Cowardly Clump Cowardly Friend Cumbersome Clod Cumbersome Clump Cybernetic Simpleton Cybernetic Skeptic Defective Detective Dehumanized Lie Dispenser Demented Diode Deplorable Dunderhead	Despotic Dunce Digitised Dunce Dippity Dunce Disreputable Dunce Doctor Dunderhead Dottering Dolt Dottering Dunderhead Dunderhead Elephantine Adam Evasive Coward Ferrous Frankenstein Fiend in Tin Clothing Floundering Flunky Foolish Fop Frightful Fractious Frump Frozen Eskimo Fugitive From a Junkheap Fugitive From a Junkyard Jabbering Jackanape Jangling Junkheap Jespoty Dunce Juvenile Junkpile Klunker Know Nothing Numskull Lamebrained Lump Lead-lined Lump Lily-Livered Lead-Lined Lummox Ludricous Lump Lugubrious Lagert
Lugubrious Lump Magnificent Mobile Malicious Moon Mass of Fear Mealy-Mouthed Rogue Meandering Mental Midget Mechanical Dunderhead Mechanical Meddler Mechanical Misery Mechanical Misfit Mechanical Monolith Mechanical Moron Mechanical Murderer Medical School Dropout Mediocre Medical Misfit Mental Midget Metallic Ham Metallic Hero Metallic Monstrosity Metallic Murderer Metallurgical Friend Miserable Mass of Metal Miserable Mechanism Mechanical Misery Misshapen Mummy Monstrous Mechanized Misguided Moron	Monstrous Metallurgical Meddler Mumbling Mass of Metal My Insensitive Friend Myna Bird Nattering Ninny Neanderthal Ninny Negligent Ninny Nervous Ninny Nickering Ninny Nincompoop Noxious Ninny
Obsolete Oaf Obsolete Piece of Scrap Metal Overcautious Concoction Overgrown Ninny Oversized Oaf Parsimonious Puppet Pathetic Pomposity Pedagogical Pip-squeak	Pitiable Pip-squeak Plasticized Parrot Pompous Pip-squeak Ponderous Plumber Poor Dear Sick Friend Pot-Headed Prankster Pot-Bellied Prankster Pot-Bellied Pumpkin Powered Prankster Preening Popinjay Presumptuous Pip Squeak Presumptuous Popinjay Pretentious Popinjay Primitive Pile of Pistons Proverbial Neanderthal Ninny Pusillanimous Pinhead Pusillanimous Puncher Pusillanimous Punkah Pusillanimous Puppet Pusillanimous Tyrant Quivering Quintessence of Fear Ramshackled Romeo Rattletrap
Real Great Goose Ridiculous Robot Ridiculous Roustabout Ridiculous Ruin	Robust Rock Hound Roly-Poly Rowdy Rusty Rasputin Sanctimonious Scatterbrain Scurrilous Scatterbrain Sententious Sloth Sickening Cybernetic Silly Goose Silly Old Ninny Silly Sausage Silly Sloth Silver-Plated Sellout Simple Simon Snickering Cinderbox Sorry Specimen of Computerhood Stalwart Companion Stalwart Sortie Steely-Eyed Sorcerer Stubborn Clatterbrain Tarnished Trumpet Tattletale
Terrified Mechanical Dunderhead Tin-Plated Fool Tin-Plated Fraud	Tin-Plated Snitch Tin-Plated Tattletale Tin-Plated Tintinnabulation Tin-Plated Traitor Tin-Plated Tyrant Tintinnabulation Tin Can Tiresome Thesaurus Traitorous Electronic Junk Pile Traitorous Tin-Plated Fugitive from a Junkyard Traitorous Tintinnabulation Traitorous Transistorized Toad Transistorized Tiger Treasonous Tyrant Tyrannical Tin Plate Unctuous Underling Uncultured Clump Ungrateful Underling Ungrateful Wretch Unspeakable Insult Wretch



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